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Thursday, 12 March 2009

Top of the morning to you!

Here's your totally useless fact of the day:

The correct response to the Irish greeting, "Top of the morning to you,"
is "And the rest of the day to yourself."

Remember that, because St. Patty's day is pretty soon.

A Good Ponder

The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Yard Visitors

A few visits I had in my yard the other day.... Enjoy :)

~Jenn





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Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Profound Statements

Obviously our problems of today are not new. Look at some of the dates on the profound statements below. Makes you wonder if we can ever get rid of the corruption 
in government, doesn't it.? 
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Profound Statements 

  1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, 
two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.
  -- John Adams
   
  2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper 
you are misinformed.
  -- Mark Twain

  3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. 
But then I repeat myself.
  -- Mark Twain


  4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man 
standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
  -- Winston Churchill


  5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the 
support of Paul.
  -- George Bernard Shaw


  6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt 
he proposes to pay off with your money.
  -- G. Gordon Liddy


  7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting 
on what to have for dinner.
  -- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)


  8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich 
countries to rich people in poor countries.
  -- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

  9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys 
to teenage boys.
  -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian


  10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live 
at the expense of everybody else.
  -- Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)


  11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: 
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
  -- Ronald Reagan (1986)


  12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
  -- Will Rogers


  13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs 
when it's free!
  -- P.J. O'Rourke


  14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as 
possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
  -- Voltaire (1764)


  15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics 
won't take an interest in you!
  -- Pericles (430 B.C.)


  16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
  -- Mark Twain (1866)


  17. Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
  -- Anonymous


  18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at 
one end and no responsibility at the other end.
  -- Ronald Reagan


  19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The 
inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
  -- Winston Churchill


  20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist 
leaves the skin.
  -- Mark Twain


  21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the 
world with fools.
  -- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903) 

  22. There is no distinctly native American criminal class...save Congress.
  -- Mark Twain


  23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
  -- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)


  24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough 
to take everything you have.
  -- Thomas Jefferson

Friday, 6 March 2009

Fortunately Jenn....

Fortunately Jenn has an excellent variety in delivery, an ear for a good tune, and plenty of interesting ways to treat her vocals.

Fortunately Jenn is around my own height, although if she wears big shoes then she pulls ahead, forcing me to comb my hair up higher.

Fortunately, Jenn also had qualities of intelligence, courage and insight, and she was able to examine some of the reasons why her negative behaviours ...

Fortunately, Jenn came across an offer for 8 free weeks at a local health club. "The workouts made all the difference," she says, "so I made the commitment ...

Fortunately, Jenn didn’t allow me or I probably would be writing this story from Granby Medical.

Fortunately, Jenn A. says some companies are worth buying new clothes from.

Fortunately Jenn has 8 months to get ready! (hmm something I should know? LOL)

Fortunately, Jenn was able to return home safe and healthy.

Fortunately, Jenn never lost power and we gained it back within 12 hours.

Fortunately, Jen’s salary is enough to cover our living expenses, so that any money I might bring in goes toward savings, travel, spendier bottles of liquor ...

Fortunately, Jennifer was rescued in time.

Fortunately, Jen was able to find help. Soon after being hospitalized, she entered a three month out-patient program at St. Paul's Hospital. ... (wonder what I was in for lol)

Fortunately, Jennifer has friends in the media who can see through all of the BS. There’s no story here.

Fortunately, Jen had a can-do attitude and a 4-wheel drive SUV.

Fortunately Jen’s and my tastes are so different that we never compete for the booty. Jen’s tastes are far more . . . surreal. ... (hands off my booty!!!!)


Stats (for River)

I quit smoking One year, eight months, one week, six days, 22 hours, 28 minutes and 54 seconds ago. I have saved $3,574.87 by not smoking 12498 cigarettes. I have also saved 6 weeks, 1 day, 9 hours, 30 minutes of my life that I would have otherwise spent smoking a cigarette. My quit date was June 20th, 2007 at 4:43 pm.

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Mindless Fun

It sure doesn't take much to amuse me. In a group I'm on they decided to kill some time by googling their names preceded by the word Unfortunately. Thought it seemed like fun so decided to do mine. Here are some of the results:


Unfortunately Jenn wasn’t wearing a microphone as well and only one side of the story is being told.

Unfortunately Jenn
didn't like the loft on 22nd street as much as I did.

He reportedly offered her $4 million dollars to pose for his magazine but unfortunately, Jenn turned him down. (Ohhh.. Rob's gonna be ticked LOL)

Unfortunately Jenn
had not moved on. After the Margera break up, things got really ugly.

They both enjoyed immensely conversing with their guests, unfortunately Jenn and I bore the brunt as we were the only people staying that night.

Unfortunately, Jenn is more of a McDreamy girl then crazy for Dwight Schrute.

Jenn deserves the uber creepy John. He is just like her. Unfortunately Jenn will chase John away too.

Unfortunately, Jennifer looks like she is stuck in a 1980’s time warp! (retro will live forevah!)

Unfortunately, Jenn apparently gave in to the urge to prove she looks younger than her years.

Unfortunately, Jenn is right. (gee the audacity!)

Unfortunately, Jenn is not playing the Pop Explosion, but if you live in Ottawa, Montreal, Fredericton, Peggy's Cove or Halifax, you still can catch Jenn in your town.

Unfortunately Jenn was under the weather but you could never tell. Being the professional, she came to entertain and that she did, to a full house. She was spectacular and as usual we were lost in her sounds. What POWER!

Unfortunately, Jenn, there's is no standard on how it's applied or how hard the kid gets spanked.

Unfortunately Jenn didn't tell us the name of the service but a google search would probably find it